I AM... BATMAN !

Yup... For those of you who are thinking “He looks ridiculous.” I say “You’re right!”. Sadly, there is nothing I can do about it.

Being a super-hero is not easy and definitely not fashionable. I have to hide my real personality behind a costume. So…I became Batman…or, put more eloquently, Madman.

This is actually my Gown. I can’t avoid wearing one once in a while as I need to attend some of the ceremonies dressed formally.
If I normally look strange, now I look ridiculous.

Check the sleeves. They are long and are closed at the end. My arms get out through a hole half way down them. Apparently, they are good to hide bottles of wine (or, in my case, 7up).